I don’t call myself a poet because I’m not one, but I wouldn’t because I don’t like the word. There’s a deal of nostalgia in rock and roll. Just look at the cover of NME on any given fortnight, slathered with the words return, comeback and full of artists familiar twenty years ago. Rock and roll was better twenty years ago, they seem to cry, aching for a return when rock and roll was better. But rock and roll today is fucking superb! You just gotta look at Gnod to know we’re doing better than ever. To NME I say (firstly, give me a job please) write about your own times. Write about your own world. We’re here, now, and we’re livin’ it right now and there are things going on that will hit you like a twenty-foot gong and you won’t stop shaking ‘til yer firmly in the ground if you just let ‘em in. That’s why you mighta noticed I changed my angle of attack, and am writing a whole bunch more on albums that are recent. No I don’t know when recent starts, mid 2010ish. Yah I love my MC5s and my Sir Lord Baltimores just like you guys but there are bands out there sorely missing the kind of lysergic higher rock and roll criticism those bands took for granted and here at this blog we specialise in pretending we can do. Though Gnod need no assistance from us shitheads to convince you that they’re meditatively vital for the ultramodern rock and roll revolution. So our quarry today comes outta the north (though south of here) ready with red hand steady on a bloody machete, slice Jack’s… take an axe and give that motherfucker forty whacks. This spinning disk ain’t gonna stop ‘til heads roll off the cuttin’ block. So why do they seem to fucking zen? They’ve got away with these sonic crimes for so long because nobody in authority can bring themselves to believe that such chilled out and ultimately harmless people could have so much of the werewolf in ‘em. Well the evidence is there, they’re pushing it in our faces motherfucker and dropping the kind of prolific pseudo-religious drivel that starts actual religions. I say we all just submit because there isn’t anything stopping this four-record-a-year sonic caravan, best to just give in lest we get crushed under its spinning vinyl wheels.
A song is something that walks by itself. I hate to get all fucking contemplative on y’ kiddies because it makes me look like a colossal cunt and leaves ya none the wiser but Gnod are just so far outside my normal (normal? Ya, normal) modes of expression there’s little else to do ‘cept talk like some pop-cult mans-man pseudo-psyche pill freak in slow tones and hope y’all grasp the right end of the spiritual stick and go out and avail yersels of everything Gnod are giving out, shirts, disks, downloads, anything they do is up t’ it’s neck in this thoroughly essential modern statement about the cure for what ails us. Rock and roll has always meant something, in the fifties it was about rebellion, in the sixties, revolution, in the seventies it was about the death of the fifties and sixties, in the eighties it was about surviving the eighties, in the nineties it was about all the previous meanings being a dirty capitalistic lie we’re all still falling for, in the naughties there was no rock and roll because everything what called itself rock and roll was a revolting saccharine chart cunt in the worst possible invocation. We’re still figuring out the teens. For me it’ll be Heliotropes, בלטה and Gnod leading a horde of Mongol warriors riding amplifiers, not horses. Of course this’ll be the first decade with true rock maestros waiting in the wings who haven’t as yet been heard to any degree. Heliotropes are NY, the heart of the syphilitic corpse of the west, so they’re poised to nail the beauty right as the whole thing comes tumbling down, בלטה are more essential because they’re right in the heart of the revolution in Palestine which may yet prove to be the end of us all as the mushroom clouds rise and בלטה’s electric fury storms across the nuclear apocalypse-wracked wastes looking for minds to blow. Gnod have a handle on something going on right now, which is nothing. We have no great conflict, we have no great task, our ‘crisis’ is ensuring the economy don’t collapse so we can still buy things that don’t matter to impress people we despise and the only people truly worried are greed heads who don’t realise that anything truly worth having can never be sold for money. While I am endeavouring to write about ma own time, Gnod are playing songs firmly rooted in the now.
Gnod 2013 European tour
11 April: The Victoria, London, UK
12 April: Jonosh, Asten-Heusden, NL
13 April: Magasin 4, Brussel, BE
14 April: Little Devil, Tilburg, NL
16 April: Vorwerkstift, Hamburg, DE
18 April: Loppen, Copenhagen, DK
19 April: White Trash, Berlin, DE
20 April: TBA, Prague, CZ
21 April: TBA, Brno, CZ
22 April: Collosseum, Kosice, SK
23 April: Gambrinus Pub, Cluj-Napoca, RO
24 April: TBA, Budapest, HN
26 April: Hybrida, Tarcento, IT
27 April: Rumpeltum, St Gallen, CH
28 April: TBA, Geneva, CH
29 April: TBA, Dusseldorf, DE
5 May: Sounds From The Other City Festival
Tesla Tapes Showcase at Fat Out + Bad Uncle stage feat. Raikes Parade, Dwellings, Druss, Run Dust, Negra Branca & more TBA
UK tour with Author & Punisher
9 May - The Roadhouse, Mcr
10 May - 13th Note, Glasgow
11 May - Wagon & Horses, Birmingham
12 May - TBC
31 May - Gesamtkunstwerk v Faktion at Islington Mill feat. Vatican Shadow, Miles, Gnod, Vulj & Replicunt
16 June: Druss & Dwellings @ Kraak
20 June: Druss & Dwellings @ Soup Kitchen
17 July: Moon Duo & Gnod - Tufnell Park Dome, London
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Science & Industry
(Handmade CDR) - £6
Originally released in the US on NotNotFun, Science & Industry is now available on CDR for all of you who missed it the first time round or didn't have a tape player.

Sex, Drones & Broken Bones (Handmade CDR) - £6
6 tracks of improvised heavy-headed drones recorded in 2007 at Gnod HQ
The Somnambulist's Tale (Handmade CDR) - £6
Originally released on CS through Sloow Tapes, Belgium. A 50+ minute medicinal journey featuring words by SLT. Most of the music on this one is lead by a hang drum which makes this release so unique.

Full Moon Ritual -£6
handmade CDR first released on Cabin Floor Esoterica on CS. "Bulletproof Awareness"- live performance from 2007 and "24 Minutes over Manchester" a 4-track excursion, 7 minutes of which appeared on our split with BONG (Box Records)
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Lord Fears Dream - £6 Recorded live in 2007 at The Phoenix, Manchester with sermons by premier doom vocalist Jim Fear. Heavy!
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Three Sticks A Penny - £6 Here it is at last, one of the rarer Gnod offerings, heavily meditative. 3 unedited drone jams, 80 minutes of music, recorded at Gnod Studio in 2009.
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The Long & Short Of It - £6 Originally a limited release on CS through Colour Ride, now repackaged on CDR by us. 9 short tracks & 1 long one...
Tron - Roadburn 2012
They Live - Hunter's Moon Festival 2011
Tron - Supernormal 2011
Transient Constellations 2011
Tony's First Disco - Supersonic Festival 2010
Gnod with High Wolf - Le Pixi, Paris 2010
Well Hang - Coda Lunga, Vitorio Venito, Italy 2010
-=- IN GNOD WE TRUST -=-